Okay, my first guess is that Tucker Chapman did not pass his screen test to be "young, youngest blood" on Dog the Bounty Hunter. Why else would he give the enquirer a tape of his old man dropping the "N" bomb? Sure what the Dog was spewing just wasn't cool, but really is it cool to be dissing your dad in such a public manner? Cricky Bra! Just cause you didn't suckle at Beth's teats isn't any reason to air your dirty laundry in public. Doesn't the Dog embarrass himself enough sporting that candy floss mullet and having his bitch tits spew forth from his unbuttoned man blouses?
Okay, I admit...I love to watch Dog and his posse wrastling the scumwads of Hawaii. I love the intense pepper spray take downs, foul language being showered on the bail jumpers. Then the ride in the SUV where their "catch" professes their undying love for the dog and a miniature verbal bitch slapping/intervention period ensues. Always these episodes end with a crack head in tears and "...you're okay my brother" being uttered by Dog.
Well my bro's and ho's I think Dog and Tucker better crack out the "mane and tail mullet wash" cause the Dove of Hate went to an all you can eat Mexican buffet last night and they're gonna need all the help they can get scrubbing refried bean deuce out of their do's!
Later Haters!
B-spot on the chilly Northern front!
In vain?
10 years ago
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Bra! Tucker Chapman? These little Dawg-lets keep coming out of nowhere, huh? The Dog just have too many baby-moms and babies, and he should have stopped at Duane Lee and Leland (the ferretboy). But I don't think that would have necessarily prevented this particular problem, though. Dog's greatest strength is his greatest weakness: the gift o' gab. And don't we all just love seein' him flap his gums? Hearing him dropping the f-bomb and freaking out right before a take-down, and then seeing him pray and pile the love of his fam afterward is what makes the Dog so damn watchable. But, he needs to think more about his fashion AND the words coming out of his mouth. Unfortunately for him (and, alas, all of us), he might not be able to put this ugly incident behind him. The world's got enough racist bail-bondsmen.
Beth should have just dropped off one of her cannons at Dog's son's mouth. That would have kept him off the phone! G Spot on the Downhigh
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